Babysitting

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Zach: Did you change Akio yet?

Eren: No I'm busy with another baby!

Zach:Oh well I'm busy too.*goes back to his match on COD*

Eren: Oh lord...*turns off PS3*

Zach:HEY I WAS IN THE LEAD!

Akio:*drools all over the controller* GUUUU*Smacks Zach's face with his hand drenched in saliva.*

Zach: Ew peasant! *moves away*

Eren: Calm down Levi Jr. it's just saliva.

Zach:*high pitch scream* He got my phone cracked...*picks up cracked phone.*

Eren: You're more of a challenge than the babies. -_-

Zach: I'm going to the Apple Store to fix this.*walks out*

Eren:What about the-*door shuts* babies...

Akio:GUUUU *throws the PS3 controller across the room*

Eren:*picks up Akio and puts him in the crib*

Eren: ANTHONY NO!

Anthony:*picks up knife and throws it at Eren, Eren dodges and picks up the knife and puts it away*

Eren's phone rings.

Eren:*picks up phone*Hello?

Annie: Hey Eren how's Anthony?

Eren: He's-

Anthony:*climbs onto the sink,takes out a cup and drops it, causing the cup to smash into pieces on the tile floor.*

Annie: What was that?

Eren: Oh nothing bye!*hangs up and takes Anthony out the sink.*

Anthony:WAAA*smacks Eren's face*

Eren: *Sigh* Okay Akio And Anthony...*puts them in the bathtub and bathes them*

Mikasa:Opens door and steps inside* What...happened.

Eren: *puts clothes on Akio*

Anthony:*crawls out the room and into the living room naked*

Mikasa: Anthony?

Anthony: WUUU *flares arms in to air and runs in circles*

Eren: *comes out of the bathroom with Akio in his arms* Hey-*notices Anthony* Wow...he is just like Armin... Is that a good thing?

Mikasa: I don't even know,*grabs Akio* Get him changed and take him home, Annie should be done by now, if she isn't Armin should be home.

Eren: THANK YOU! *gets him changed and into clothes and runs out the door with Anthony in his arms.*

Anthony:WEEE

Eren: *pounds in the door*

Armin: *opens his door in his boxers* What.

Eren: Here's your baby! *hands him Anthony*

Armin: Thanks.

Eren:No problem, isn't that what friends are for?

Armin: Hey can you watch Anthony tomorrow-

Eren:NOOO*runs home*

Armin: Oh well...Did you have fun Anthony?

Anthony: GUUUU

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