Amelia's POV
We walked into Patrick's room to see a nurse trying to feed him food, he was half awake, half asleep, in a daze just staring at a window.
"Patrick?' I ask afraid he wasn't going to answer.
"Hey babe." He said still staring at the window, there was a giant fucking spider crawling around on there. So I did what any human would do, fucking screamed bloody murder.
The nurse spilled the food, which thank god it wasn't hot becuase it all landed on Patrick. Then Andy out of reflex screamed too so we had two people screaming and a nurse frantically wiping food off Patrick who was trying to save his fedora. Wait how was that even with him? Anyways eventually Pete told us to shut the fuck up and took his shoe off and slammed it into the spider earning a nice splat sound which I giggled at.
"COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE SCREAMING?"
A doctor said running in to see Patrick cradling his fedora a nurse getting a salad off him and me and Andy clutching each other while Pete was scraping his shoe on the wall to get the remnants of a spider off of it.
"There was a spider?" I said innocently.
"You three out of he patients room while we clean this up or you will get banned!" He said clearly pissed
"HEY DICKBAG YOU CANT BAN PEOPLE FROM THE HOSPITAl!" Pete shouted at him because well he wasn't wrong.
"WATCH ME!" The doctor screamed back at Pete.
That's when the doctor hit some weird button on his jacket and the security showed up to bring us to the waiting room.
"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE." Both me and Pete screamed at the doctor as we got dragged down a hall. We were definitely brother and sister.
So we sat in the waiting room for about five hours when Patrick was wheeled out in a wheelchair and all the sudden people were screaming his name and running up with a cd or autograph book, okay they'll run up to Patrick, but not Pete,Andy, or Joe. Wow some fans were stupid, I mean seriously they could have him rip his stitches again but they choose to stress him.
"HEY EVERYBODY GET AWAY FROM HIM !" I screamed at them. I heard someone told me to go kill my fat ugly self, yeah I planned on it so fuck off blonde bimbo.
"EVERYBODY FUCK OFF!" Andy said scaring the shit out of everybody, almost immediately they all left Patrick alone.
"For fucks sake" heard Patrick of all people say.
" I know we have encountered that bad of a mob since... Like the beginning of when Amelia has been here, but that was fucking ten or so people and was worse than a full stadium." Andy said. I giggled because Andy usually was never actually mad but right now he seemed pissed.
"Let's get going before more people show up." Patrick said weakly. He was obviously not okay but he doctor was a fucking moron so I guess I might have to go to another hospital soon, hopefully with less spiders. So me and Andy don't scream like the pansys we were.
"Food?" Pete said obviously not giving us a choice.
"Yeah, considering half of my food was spilled on me." Patrick said, even when really hurt he was still sassy as hell. So we climbed on the bus, Andy of course being strong picking Patrick up and setting him on the couch as we headed for Pizza Hut.
So this was a pretty okay chapter, and 600 words!! That's pretty good right?
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Happiness in misery
FanfictionAfter dating Patrick stump for almost two years Amelia Wentz thought nothing could go wrong, can they patch things up after a mighty fall out or will they just suffer