Kanye glanced at where his yeezys once resided. "Aww man, dey wuz so fresh and so clean clean" Kanye depressingly stated with tears emerging from his eyes. "OH MY GOD! WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP?!" Kim angrily questioned. "I luv u too bby" Kanye replied. Devastated, with a tear slowly rolling down his cheek, Kanye decided to take a second look at where his yeezys once were, to take in and analyze the events that unfolded in the process of taking them.
Kanye slowly studied the pedestal that once held his yeezys, with 'Mah Yeezys (-; Plz Do Nawt Touch' ingrained into a small bronze plate firmly placed onto the front of it. Suddenly, in the corner of his eye, Kanye noticed a small ripped sheet of lined paper lying on top of his shiny and new mahogany wood floor. Eager to see what was on the paper, Kanye quickly bent down to grab it.
Kanye stood up with the torn sheet of paper in his hand. "A note!" Kanye squealed. "SERIOUSLY! SHUT UP OR I'M GETTING A DIVORCE!" Kim screeched. "I kno huni bunzz, I luv u 2" Kanye replied. Kanye quickly studied the words scribbled onto the paper, it read-
'2 Kanye,
HA! HAHA! HEHEHEHEHE!
U thot ur yeezys wer untouchable, BUT GUESS WHAT?! Der myne now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND MEH BCUZ IM HIDIN!!! Okey Bye I gotta maek a new raep song, mah fwendz be waitin fo me in da stoodio so I gotta herry up. Goobye
Luv, Jay z.
PS: I kinda clogged ur toilet trying 2 flush 20 pounds of macaroni salad... so dont ask y ur bathroom tiles are underwater or y ur toilet is filled with 20 pounds of macaroni salad. Did u kno that pounds r da same ting as lbs, I jus lernd dat 2dey. K bye.
PPS: I kinda also saw sum guy dressed as a funny munki, so I had him tied up nd put in ur closet. Hes very funni. K bye.
PPPS: Ur stoopid.
PPPPS: Im totally nawt hiding in a undergrownd base under tha walk of fayme, totally nawt, so dont even look der, liek srsly dont look der plz. K bye.
Email: Jayziskewl@hotmail.com'.
