it's late at night, i'm sitting in a recliner and my doggie is licking my toes, so i thought 'wat the hell, i'll do this for no reason at all except i wanted to tell people something but not in a message on my message board' i'm not kidding but here it goes 20 amazing facts about me
1: my name is molly
2: sometimes my mind messes up and instead puts two of the letters before the actual double letters so it would be like 'mooly'
3: my friend calls me mooly and i call him jaysooooon, like i literally screeched his name like that
4: i sometimes say eleventeen by accident. i also do the same with Canada and say canadia (you know like canadian but without the n)
5: i am scared my dog is going to run into a tree and kill herself because she runs so fast
6: i have a thing called OCD and it is like a little person in my head trying to scare me and it's stoopid
7: i sometimes watch dr phil while i write
8: i have a recurring dream about me and some talking pants
9: i am in eighth grade
10: my summer lunch usually has mac'n'cheese
11: when i was younger, for some reason, i was convinced i was a robot and my parents built me in the basement. all of the hospital videos were faked in my mind (this is the thing i dont know why i had to tell people this)
12: I still watch spongebob (why the hell not?)
13: i say shenanigans instead of shit or the alternative for fudge
14: i have drawn a dick 2 times by accident in the duration of two school years. one was in front of my whole english class in sixth grade and i was blindfolded so i couldn't see what i was doing, but my teacher asked me if i needed to go to the principal i couldn't stop laughing
15: having a molly moment is doing something really stupid (like spelling a really easy word wrong or putting in the wrong double letters)
16: I come up with ideas for books while i shower, as i shampoo and i think
17: i cant dance for the life of me. i dance like i am either having an upright seizure or dancing like i am already drunk
18: dr pepper is like my alcohol. if i drink too much of it i am kinda drunk-ish and giggly
19:i have the strangest sense of humor. i laugh at anything pretty much but my own humor that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm and really bad puns
20: i play trumpet, but it isnt playing, its more like screeches coming out of the insturment
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Elementia: Drops of Blood
ActionSydney Chase just wants to be normal. But, that just seems to be impossible for the social awkward high school student. Accidents revolve around her. Sydney has been fired from so many jobs because of accidents that she has ended up having to drive...
