AN ASSASSIN'S RANDOM CHRISTMAS PART 2
Sam: I'm so tired today.
Aimee: Same.
Desmond: Same.
Altair: Same.
Ezio: Same, plus I'm hungover.
Altair: Same.
Connor: I'm so awake! I could play me banjo all day long!
Ezio: Anybody have scorpions?
Aimee: I do.
Altair: Why?
Ezio: I want to put them on Connor.
Aimee: I've been planning that for years.
Connor: It sounds fun!
Desmond: **To Sam** Since when does Connor have a British accent?
Sam: **To Desmond** Ever since he went to visit his dad in England.
Kate: Who wants an apple?
Altair: It's rotten.
Kate. I know. I was trying to trick you.
Sam: **Leaves The Room**
Desmond: Hey Aimee! Nice job turning Sam into a frog that talks.
Aimee: Thank you. Just as long as she doesn't...
Sam: AIMEE!!
Aimee: ...Look in the mirror...
Desmond: **Laughing**
Sam: **Angry Frog Face**
Aimee: Well...This is awkward.
Desmond: **Laughs So Hard He Falls Off The Couch**
Sam: Connor! At least you could've told me!
Connor: Told you what?
Sam: That I'm a talking FROG!
Connor: Oh...You're a talking frog.
Sam: I KNOW NOW!
Connor: **Starts To Cry**
Altair: I'm out. **Leaves**
//Later//
Altair: So how'd it go?
Yuself: Desmond took him hunting.
Altair: I see...
Ezio: You know what I just remembered? Christmas is tomorrow.
**All Go Buy Presents**
Sam: It may have taken all night, but at least we're ready for tomorrow.
Ezio: It's not actually tomorrow.
Yuself: WHAT?
Ezio: Hehe...
Aimee: xD
Desmond: What's so funny?
Aimee: xD
Sam + Kate: What's so funny?!
Aimee: xD
Yuself: What's so funny?!!
Aimee: xD
Altair: **Laughs**
Connor: What's so funny?
Aimee: xD
Altair: xD
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