AN ASSASSIN'S RANDOM SCHOOL DAY PART 1
Emily: Hey Aimee?
Aimee: What?
Emily: You have to wake up for school.
Aimee: Grr...
Emily: Here, I packed you a lunch.
Aimee: Thanks.
Emily: What do you want for breakfast?
Aimee: Cereal is fine. Thanks. Do we have any homework?
Emily: Uh...It's the first day of school.
Aimee: Oh yeah.
//At School//
Emily: Where's Sam?
Aimee: **Shrugs**
Sam: Oh hey guys!
Aimee: Hey! Have you guys met our new teacher?
Sam + Emily: No.
Aimee: I have, he's really cool.
Emily: What's his name?
Aimee: Mr. Auditore.
Sam: That's a weird name.
Ezio: What is?
Sam: Auditore, it's our new teacher's name.
Aimee: Uh...Sam?
Sam: What?
Aimee: Meet Mr. Auditore.
Emily: Ooh you're in trouble!
Ezio: Hmm...Off to class then.
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Yuself: Hi you two! Welcome to Kindergarten!
Connor: Hi!
Kyra: Hello!
Yuself: We're going to colour today!
Connor + Kyra: Yay!
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Altair: Okay! Welcome to gym class! I'm Mr. Ibn La A-Had.
Desmond: Mr. Ibeen La A-Hat?
Altair: Just call me coach.
Desmond: Okay couch.
Altair: **Face Palm** We'll start with 40 laps.
Desmond: 40?!
Altair: You're right, let's make it 50.
Desmond: **Groans**
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Ezio: I'm Ezio Auditore. You can call me Mr. Auditore, or Mr. A. Next!
Sam: I'm Samantha. You can call me Sam, Sammy, or Samantha.
Emily: I'm Emily. You can call me Em, M&M, or Emily.
Aimee: I'm Aimee. You can call me Aim, Aimee, Aimer, Aimestown, Killer, Murderer, Soul Eater, The Boss or Assassino. I'm Emily's twin sister.
Ezio: Well, now that we know each other, let's get to work. Pull out your math.
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Altair: Alright Desmond, you've had 30 minutes how many have you done?
Other Kid: One. Only one.
Desmond: **Passed Out**
Altair: Grr...
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Yuself: Okay! Let's see what you've drawn!
Connor: I drew a unicorn!
Kyra: I drew a box!
Yuself: Great job! Now we're going to do singing!
Connor + Kyra: Yay!
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Aimee: Mr. Auditore? What do we do when we are done?
Ezio: You can start this English test.
Sam: On the first day of school?
Ezio: Yes. You will all be straight A students by the end of the year.
Aimee: I'm finished.
Ezio: What?
Aimee: I'm done the test.
Ezio: But...It's twenty pages long...
Aimee: I know. So what do I do now?
Ezio: Uh...Draw until the others are done.
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Altair: Desmond!
Desmond: Yeah?
Altair: You've only done one lap?
Desmond: Well it seemed like 50.
Altair: **Face Palm** You're dismissed. I've got another class coming.
Desmond: Yay! **Runs Out Of The Gym**
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Yuself: Okay, from the top!
Connor: I feel pretty,
Kyra: Oh so pretty,
Connor: I feel pretty,
Kyra: And witty,
Connor: AND GAAAAAAAY!
Yuself: Good job!
Kyra: What does gay mean?
Yuself: It means you're happy.
Connor: I'm feeling very gay today!
Yuself: Sounds great!
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