Sass [Ziam/Larry AU]

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Zayn
"Who is Adonis and why is he so god damn beautiful?" I whispered to Niall, a bit too loudly.

"He's new, just came today. Think his name is Liam," a cheerleader sitting with us answers.

"Well I didn't ask you, but thank you," I answer back.

"Liam," I said, the name rolling off my tongue perfectly.

"Liam, Liam, Liam," I said again.

His name was just perfect.

"Zayn, you're drooling," Niall snaps me out of my daze.

"Not my fault!" I snap at him.

"If you really want to stop drooling, then look at that hoe over there," Niall points at a curly-haired lad, sitting with the other jocks.

"Ew, so totally not my type," I look away, disgusted.

"Look who's next to him!" Niall turns me around back around.

I turn around quickly, "Who Liam?"

"No you blind bat, it's Louis!" Ni snaps.

"Ew, but I know how we can have a go at him," I say, knowingly.

I stand up and call to Louis.

"Oh Lewis! Lewis dear! Lewis!" I call.

"What Zaynie?" Louis asks, looking up to see me, and coming over.

"I'm sure you've heard Harry was cheating on you," I say loud enough for the people around us to hear.

"What?" Louis turns around to Harry.

"You're so lucky I caught him otherwise you would be dating a cheater."

Louis glared at me.

"How would you know this and not me?"

"Why I have my ways Lewis," I answer.

"Why you," Louis says angrily, getting ready to slap me

"Oh boys! Will you take this one away? He seems to forget who's in charge of this school," I call out, fluttering my eyelashes at the jocks, who immediately run up and drag a flailing Louis away from me.

"Ta ta Lewis dearie!" I yell after him.
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"Okay class, we have a new student who has just transferred here to Bradford High, and will be in this Calculus class," the math teacher stated out loud to the class.

"Ni, it's him!" I squealed.

"Calm your nonexistent tits, Zee. It's just a guy," Ni whispered back.

"Liam, aka Adonis, the sex god, you mean," I giggled back.

"I'm not good at introductions, so uhh, hi!" Liam's voice rang out.

Holy crap, even his voice was sexy.

"You may go find a seat now, Liam," Miss Matthews gestured towards where we were sitting.

I noticed there was an empty seat in front of me.

Please sit here, please sit here,
please sit here.

As if God had answered my prayers, he chose the seat in front of me.

Now give me an ass as big as Louis's.

I grinned knowing that it would never happen, but still satisfied that Liam was siting in front of me.

"You have a nice smile, you know that?"

"What?" I snapped out of my daze, looking around to find whoever had said that.

I looked at Liam to find that he had turned around.

"Uhh... Uhh.... Hi, thanks," I stuttered.

"So um, I'm still learning where everything is and I honestly don't know how to get anywhere, so I was wondering if-," he says.

"Of course, boo!" I say a bit too loudly, earning stares from the people around me, but I waved them off.

He giggled. He fucking giggled.

"Thanks, the girls keep wanting to get in my pants and it makes me feel a bit uneasy since I'm more into umm, guys," he explained out loud.

"Aw, it's okay, boo," I said dreamily.

"Thanks, you're such a babe," he said, turning back around

Babe, he fucking called me babe. I can die in peace now.

I completely melted.

"Ni he called me a babe!" I squealed at Niall who just rolled his eyes.
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"Okay so over there. The film and media crew, get on their good side since they control the press. And then there's the cheerleaders who sit a table away from the jocks since the jocks are quite roudy. Of course then there is Louis, the other most popular guy here and he hangs with his boyfriend Harry who is a jock. I hang with the cheerleaders, but you're so cute, I think I might start sitting with you," I flirt with him after continuing to show him each group in the lunchroom, pointing at each table.

"My, my, my who do we have here?" Louis smirks, coming towards us.

"Aren't you a pretty one?" Lou tries.

"Sorry, he's not available, Lewis," I shoo him away.

"Umm yeah, sorry," Liam says sheepishly.

That was the moment when I struck.

I couldn't take anymore

I leaned up and kissed Liam.

His lips accepted me, melding into mine, and we continued to make out in the middle of the cafeteria.

I pulled away, turning around and winking at Louis who scowled and stormed off.

"Umm, thanks," he stuttered.

"You deserved it, nobody deserves anyone remotely like Louis," I state.

"So babe, I say we get some lunch and eat, I'm starving."
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[A/N]: Aye, Ziam met.
Zayn is so flamboyant in this chapter and he even kissed Liam.
I call that a good chapter.
Ha, let's see how Lou catches up. Your move, Amya

Question(s):
How should Liam act?
Which group should he join?

(Unrelated)
Who else wants a boy to cuddle them?
(✋)
At 3am when you're still awake?
(✋)
(I need a boyfriend -_-)
(So does Amya)
(LOL IM LMFAO RITE NOW)
(She's going to kill me, goodbye)