(Chenford aren't dating and Tims her T.O still but they both like each other 😝)
Lucy: Hey baby, when are you coming over I miss you and I'm horny for you baby.
Tim: Wrong person Boot
Lucy: Shit, I'm so sorry sir, that wasn't meant for you.
Tim: No no, I'm on my way. Ill grab some condoms on my way.
Lucy: Isnt that against our jobs?
Tim: As long as you dont snitch
Lucy: No sir.
Tim: Am I about to make you cheat on your boyfriend with me?
Lucy: No. I was meant to text my fuck buddy
Tim: Well princess I'm your new fuck buddy.
Lucy: Should we be doing this?
Tim: No, but we're doing it anyway.
"3 hours later"
Tim: God boot, you're brilliant.
Lucy: Your not texting and driving are you officer Bradford?
Tim: No I'm at home
Lucy: Good
Tim: Ill be over tomorrow night same time
Lucy: Yes sir
