Oneshots for Every Girl [Vol. 2]

Piece of Cake! ~Sasuke Uchiha~

Sasuke Uchiha had, without a doubt, the biggest ego in Konohagakure. Yet, he still had a large following of fangirls to whom he was rude when he didn't bluntly ignore their existences.

Almost every girl in the Hidden Leaf swooned over him, save for TenTen and Hinata. TenTen was dating Neji and Hinata only made cow eyes at Naruto.

However...

There was another maiden that ignored him so hardcore that the handsome Uchiha started to doubt his own existence.

Was he real, or just a shadow?

One day, he was eating a tomato when something sticky landed in his granite coloured hair. Curious and disgusted, he looked up to see a hog-tied Naruto. Naruto had a dubious grin on his face, until someone cut the rope that held him onto the shop's roof.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun. I forgot where I put the dobe last nyght while we training."

"Training involves him being bound and left behind, huh?"

Sasuke actually rather liked the idea of being tied up by [Name].

He'd never say that, though.

"My apologies. As I said earlier, I forgot where I had him. I'm practicing to become a jonin," she explained, sheepishly running her [slender/chubby/etc] fingers through her [length] [colour] locks,

"You'll never be a jonin if you manage to forget someone as loud as Naruto," he rolled his obsidian eyes.

She looked discouraged, so the highly skilled Uchiha swooped in for the kill.

"Why don't you let me help you? I was at the top of my class at Ninja Academy. I'm also an ex-rouge. I could teach you exactly what tricks someone would try to pull."

Her [colour] eyes seemed to pop out if their sockets.

"That would be most appreciated," she bowed.

Sasuke smirked.

Turning [Name] into one of his fangirls would be a piece of cake.

But first, they had to untie Naruto...