:.Just Texting.: ☯ Ziam AU

:.F I F T E N.:

Liam: currently banging my head on the wall .-.

Zayn: and why is that Lili?

Liam: Louis got some girl pregnant e.e his BoYfRIEnD isn't gonna be happy

Zayn: maybe it was and accident?

Liam: I dint think a gay dude would go around girls preggers. Ew. Vaginas are scurry

Zayn: well gay guys do go around pregnant I would know o.O

Zayn: jkjkjkjkjk this one girl named pert I dated when I was still figuring out my sexuality..

Liam: pert?

Zayn: wait no! Peril

Zayn: Perrie! That's her name..

Zayn: had pussy once, I think I might stick to dick :)

Liam: ZEN!

Zayn: oh hush you love me :))

Liam: :-/ okay fine Ily :>

Zayn: Ily2 :**

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I didn't want to bring any drama into this fic but IM COURTLY BANGING MY HEAD ON A WINDOW... same Liam same..

I DONT THINK SHES REALLY PREGNANT.. do you? I mean really.. she got caught drinking, if that baby is real dint be surprised when it comes out looking like that one guy from ratatouille.. But that's nun of my business...

A REAL GIRL ISNT PERFECT, AKD A PERFECT GIRL ISNT REAL.

-the one in only Hairy Syiles

**we all know I mean Harry right?**