Zodiacs under a roof: ask and dare, scenarios and more

Meet the zodiacs

Note: you can request a change for zodiac gender if not already changed later in the book

Aries: female
Taurus: male
Gemini: male
Cancer: female
Leo:male
Virgo:female
Libra:male
Scorpio: female
Sagitaurus:male
Capricorn: female
Aquarius: female
Pisces: male

Hello im your author and here are the zod-
Aries: shut up and carry on with these dumb interviews already 😒
Scorpio: im with aries
Aries: YOU COPYING ME?
Scorpio:AM NOT CAVEMAN
Aries: CAVEWOMAN AND whats that suppos-
SHUT UP anyways lets carry on aries introduce yourself
Aries: -still raging- sup guys im aries im a girl i hate scorpio and virgo and my mates are leo  capricorn and saggitaurus.HAPPY AUTHOR?
Yes. Yes i am now taurus introduce yourself
Taurus: hi wattpadians im taurus im a guy i hate aqua and pisces and my mates are cancer libra and gemini
Ok nice one gemini introduce yourself
Gemini: hi im gemini im a guy i hate libra and capricorn my mates are taurus saggi and leo. And my fav colour is blue but then i also like green and google but bong is weird cuz i use-
Right cancer take it away!
Cancer: take what away?
😑
Cancer: HI EVERYONE! Im cancer im a girl i dont hate anyone my mates are aries taurus gemini leo virgo libra... Wait lets shorten it down for flips sake i like everyone if they dont like me they can flip off and take their hate with them cuz THE HATERS GUNNA HATE HATE HATE-
God. I mean okayyyyy cancer leo take it away!
Leo: hey im leo ima guy i hate everyone and my mates are everyone
Riiiiiiiiiiiight umm virgo carry on ASAP
Virgo: hi im virgo im a girl i dont hate anyone except that idiot leo and the stupider taurus and my mates are cancer and capricorn!
Ok libra please introduce yourself
Libra: sup guys im libra ima guy i hate no one and my mates are gemini and pisces. Did i mention even though they are my close mates everyone likes me everyone wants to be my mate and-
Does anyone have sticky tape? Anyway scorpio take it awaaaaayyyyy
Scorpio: hey im scorpio i am a girl i wish i could flip off everyone and i dont know who my mates are yet but i will make some
HAHAHAHHA LOOONER damn i mean its okay scorpio im sure you'll make friends buddy
Scorpio: thanks -sarcasm-
Moving swiftly on
Cancer: TAYLOR SWIFTLY ON
i swear your interview was ages ago
Cancer: heh sorry
Libra: she did it to impress me
Cancer -tackles libra and punches him-
Libra- fight back-
STOP IT BY ME BEING AUTHOR STOP IT!
Cancer: its not over
Libra: who said it was?
Me. 😑
Anyway saggi please carry on
Saggi: hey im saggitaurus i prefer sagg or saggi im a guy i hate cancer and scorpio and leo and my mates are aries gemini and aqua.
Finally another decent interview!
Saggi: can i put an apple on your head and shoot it? I wont shoot you.... Probably.
I spoke too soon. Capri introduce yourself
Capri: hi im capricorn i prefer capri im a girl i hate libra and saggitaurus and my mates are virgo and aries. -sips capri sun-
Where did you get the capri sun from?
Capri: i got it free without asking the shop
You stole it?
Capri: NO! I just borrowed it forever...
-rolls eyes- aqua do the honours
Aqua: hey im aquarius i prefer aqua im a girl i hate aries gemini and virgo my mates are cancer libra and saggi. Did I tell you? I got abducted by aliens basically i was walking on a beach and-
What is normal?
Virgo: normal is when a perso-
I didnt ask for a definition anyway pisces last but not least introduce yourself!
Pisces: hi im picses ima guy i hate aries leo and libra and my mates are cancer scorpio and saggi ( they dont know it yet) . LOOK A PUPPY! - runs to puppy-
Those are the crazy zodiacs comment on ehat scenario you want with who in them and-
Zodiacs: BABY I JUST WANNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE-
Great cancer has infected them with the t swift virus im just gunna
Zodiacs:SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF