Zodiacs under a roof: ask and dare, scenarios and more

Rage rage aaaalllll rage!

Yes i have neglected wattpad for months but WAHEY IM BACK! So im doing the requests i so stupidly neglected all in one go psshhhh we-

Capricorn: -bursts into gas-

Aries: ummmm that dude is disgusting....

Cancer: EWWWW ARIES no i think Capricorn is cha-

SAGGITAURUS: CHANGING INTO THE DEAD! I never had an opinion about this guy but he shall be severely missed by someone.

Leo: moving words i shall miss the way he always had to be specific about his stuff and getting touchy...

Capricorn: WHO TOOK IT?! - smashes the door down where the zodiacs live- WHO TOOK IT?!

Scorpio: horrific

Virgo: well im screwed my only friend

Pisces: LOOOONERRRRRRR

Gemini: who drugged pisces?

Taurus: -whistles-

Libra: why does capricorn have -gags- muscles?

Aquarius: I KNEW IT THE ALIENS THE ALIENS HAVE COMMEEEE ARRRRGHHH HIDE MY ALIEN DIARY MUST BE SHARED TO ALL

FEBRUARY 30th...

Cancer: There is no febr-

Saggitaurus: let aqua have the moment -sighs-

Capricorn: Sup guys I'm a guy my homie is virgie and my blood suckin' enemy is Taurus.

Virgo: H-homie? Suckin' CAPRICORN IS DEAD!!!! - sobs runs to room and closes the door dramatically-

Aries: huh? Caps right here...

Scorpio: pshhhhhhh virgo's meant to be the smartass...

Libra: now she is just an ass

Aqua: I AM TELLING YOU THIS GIRL TO BOY VIRGO IS OUR FRIEND!

Taurus: not mi- feels sad because virgo is- i-im gunna check on her...

-awkward silence-

He's taking selfies on the beeeeach holiday pics that cost too much to tweet, so join three ans share shamelessly from America to Italyyyyyyyy Alright, alright its really alright- muppet add about joining three UK -

Aries: WHAAAAT  its a catchy tune

Cancer: ikr!

Capricorn: LETS SING HE'S TAKING SELFIES ON THE BE-

Meanwhile with virgo and taurus you know the serious bit-

Taurus: virgo...

Virgo: WHAT DO YOU WANT -hands in karate chop-

Taurus: I know I've been you're enemy but i actually reaaaalllly liiiiikeee you

Virgo: really? I neve-

Taurus' inner self: great got rejected CHANGE THE FRICKING SUBJECT

Taurus: uuhhh TUBE! YOUTUBE HEHE I LOVE YOUTUBE

Virgo: SAME HERE BRO LETS HAVE A YOUTUBE MARATHON!

Taurus and Virgo: We should watch nigahiga and superwoman and stampylongnose!
Smile at each other

-- yeah author here psshh rubbish at this lovey stuff so i made it techyy love--