-Stiles : You know who else is a virgin? Me! I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience and is literally a threat to my life. I need to have sex! Like right now! Someone has to sex me right now! Someone needs to have sex with me like today! Someone needs to sex me right now.
-Danny : Alright I'll do it.
-Stiles : WOW! What?
-Danny : Come over to my place at nine. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle.
-Stiles : That was so sweet. Are you kidding?
-Danny : Yes. I'm kidding!
-Stiles : Ok you know you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny. Its not attractive.