The Zodiac Signs

Why the signs were arrested

Aries- Beating a cop with his own baton.

Taurus- Commited murder with Scorpio.

Gemini- Shoplifting.

Cancer- Destruction of property.

Leo- Burglary.

Virgo- Go to a fancy restaurant and doesn't pay the bill.

Libra- Kidnapping.

Scorpio- Commited murder with Taurus, thought about killing them too

Sagittarius- Selling illegal drugs.

Capricorn- Drunk Driving.

Aquarius- Dumping a slushie down the president's pants.

Picses- Public Nudity.