The Zodiac Signs

the signs at the movies

Aries- Shrugging Cancer off their shoulder

Taurus- Throwing popcorn at the screen, ranting about the death of their favorite character

Gemini- Laughing hysterically at the lamest jokes

Cancer- Being overemotional and clinging to Aries

Leo- Hiding under the chair from the movie

Virgo- Explaining to Aquarius how the 3D glasses work

Libra- Can't wipe the smile off their face, tuning out everything but the movie.

Scorpio- Enjoying the death of the main characters, maniacally laughing in their head

Sagittarius- Screaming, "FIGHT ME LOSER!!!!!!" At every person who walks in front of the screen

Capricorn- Asking people for spare change to get a refill on their popcorn because Taurus threw all of theirs

Aquarius- Trying their best not to punch Virgo in the nose

Pisces- Completely ignoring the movie, posting selfies on Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr