Poems for School :)

Limericks! (supposed to be funny)

Spit

There was a guy who was kneeling

He had a very large nose ring

Re read on a door

"Don't spit on the floor"

So he stood up and spat the ceiling

Forgot

No! I forgot to do my hair!

Now I look like a fuzzy bear

I take out my comb

While walking home

I found out I forgot my pear!

Pie

I once met a guy from Greece

Who always visited his niece

But when I said hi

He ate all my pie

And took all exept one piece