The Nostril Fic

The experiment

Once upon a time Tony wanted to experiment. He decided he would deeper explore his sex life with some new kinks he had been thinking of. He started shoving things up where they shouldn't go, he shoved his shrek cards, his cash and his laptop up his arse. He thought to himself "this just isn't giving me enough pleasure, I need something more".
He decided, that the arse just wasn't enough for him, so he searched through himself to find possible holes that could be used for sexual pleasure. His list consisted of: nostrils, ears, mouth, eyes and the whole he noticed at the tip of his penis. He wasn't sure which one would give the most pleasure, but he gave a guess at his penis. He tried to find a thing in his house, most like a dildo and he discovered a Shrek chopstick. It was quite thin so he thought it would be good to start him off and he'd find something bigger later.
He journeyed into his room where he stripped and began, slowly sticking Shrek up his penis. He wanted to scream from the pain but he just thought " Shrek is love, Shrek is life" after all, he couldn't disappoint Shrek. His penis started to bleed badly, it squirted out around the chopstick, his penis started to swell and Tony wanted to scream. He held it in though but decided this just wasn't worth it. He decided Shrek was to good for him and the penis just hurt too much to handle.
He moved on to his other holes, the ear, now he's deaf out of his right ear, his mouth, vomited and nearly choked by blocking his wind pipe, and his eyes, he couldn't see out of his right one. But now there was one final one, the nostril.