I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Corny Pick Up Lines
Table of contents-
Models
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Date Me?
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100 Flamingos
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Hooks
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Birthdays
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Shallow Ends
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Nice Losers
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Hooters
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Bed Time
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Right Or Left
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Numbers
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Lumberjack
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U & I
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Yours or Mine?
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Milk
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Outa' This World
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Melting Plastic
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Dimes
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Say Cheese!
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Hiding
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Call Me
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Falling
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Warm You Up
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Trapped Inside
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On/Off
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The Only Girl
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Can I Have Yours?
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Whinnie The Pooh
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Change
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Bisexual
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McDonalds
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Fine-Fine-Fine
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Heavenly Angels
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You Aren't Real
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Hide & Seek
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Halloween
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Look At You
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Tens
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Magic Trick
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Picture Me
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Redecoration
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My Prayers
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Sugary Sweet
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Bakers & Buns
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Band-Aid
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Boyfriend Material
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Stop At Red
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Socks
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Vegtables
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Disneyland
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Airplane
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God
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I'm Lost
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Library Card
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Kids
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You Fixed Me
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Appendix
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Hi Stranger!
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Want Some Drinks?
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Fruit
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I Will
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Corn
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You Owe Me A Drink
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Directions
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I'm Not Drunk
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Insurance
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Airport
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I'll Love Two Girls
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Angels Exist
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I Tried My Best
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65% Water
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Don't Frown
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Vitamins
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Go To The Doctor
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The Man
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Dreams
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Your Fault
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I'm Not Dead
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Chemistry
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Fascinating
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Knockout
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I Forgot
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Underwear
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Cheesy Lines
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Farmers
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Magicians
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Lonely
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Babies
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ON A SCALE
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SO NICE
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DOPE
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LOST AT SEA
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LONELY
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THEIF
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MUST BE JELLY
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CAN'T HOLD ON
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SWEETIE
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SO FINE
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DR. PHIL
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A STIFF ONE
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MY HEART
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Art
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MAC & CHEESE
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TITANIC
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DICTIONARY
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GUESS
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LIBRARY BOOK
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ELEVEN PROTONS
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NOTICE ME SENPAI
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SMART OR DUMB
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KNOW YOU
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GEOLOGISTS LINE
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