In the hallways of Z High there was but one person who waited. He was not bothered by the teachers. He was not bothered by the students. But there was this one kid. That just wouldn't let up. Why? Well, let's just say everybody thought him to be crazy.
"Hiya! Vegeta, how are you today?" Goku asked.
Vegeta looked down from his high chair. (Literally) To see Goku. One of the biggest and gayest kids in this high school. He was the only gay boy that came out of the closet and embraced his faggotness. He was a cross dresser! And the boy would constantly try to make contact with him. What?! Did he think Vegeta was attractive? Did he know about Vegeta's sexual preference?
"What the hell do you want this time? Your boyfriend ignoring you again?" Vegeta asked smugly.
"He hit me yesterday." Goku said casually.
Vegeta opened his mouth to reply when what Goku said finally made it to his brain.
"What?"
"He hit me. Because one of his friends saw a picture of me online with my lace dress on. I told him it was over but he won't leave me alone."
"Why do you tell me this?"
"Because I know you like me. I can feel the way your eyes look at me. I thought maybe if I tell you, you would help. Because it seems like no one else will."
Vegeta opened his mouth to say something. But then closed it. This continued for five more seconds. He just really didn't know what to say. What was he suppose to say?
"What's his name?" Vegeta asked finally.
"Broly. Broly Clifford."
"The football quarterback?! How the hell did you even manage that?"
"Don't know."
"Why don't you just ask Turles? I'm sure he will love to help you."
"I would, if he didn't always ask for sex."
"Fine. It will be taken care of tomorrow." Vegeta said shooing Goku away to class. Goku walked up to Vegeta and kissed his cheek and said a small thank you. Vegeta just hoped nobody saw that. He didn't hope enough.
~Next Day~
"Hey, Goku. Why didn't you tell me you went with Vegeta?" Krillian, his ex but still best friend, asked.
"What are you talking about? I haven't went anywhere with him." Goku asked confused.
"Dates. Goku. Why didn't you tell me you two were dating?"
"Because we aren't."
"Really? That's not what 'Z Weekly' says." Krillian said handing over the paper.
The headlines read...
'The School's Bad Boy, Vegeta, finally whipped by some girlish boy!'
Vegeta is not going to be happy. He flipped through the pages and he saw some other headlines that said...
'Broly suffers from brain damage after being found on Blvd. this morning!'
