Sarcastic Love (YouMeAtSix FanFic)

I was walking through town centre with my best mate Alice, we are shopping for dresses as sport presentation is coming up. I flipped my long purple hair over my shoulder, whilst laughing at Alice who was going crazy finding dresses for both me and her. I am not a girly person, so I will leave this to Alice, just as long as the dress is black, I am fine with it.

I should probably introduce myself, my name is Lauren Hastley, I am 16 years old and studying Sport and Music in college, weird combination I know, however I either want to be a Fitness Trainer or Reporter for Kerrang Magazine, two completely different jobs, but two that I would love to do very much!

Anyways I have long purple hair that reaches just to the top of my belly button, hazel eyes that go bright green when I am happy and gold when I am angry. I don't really wear tight fitted clothing unless its skinny jeans; so I usually wear, skinny jeans, converse and either a jumper or a top 3 sizes too big. Even in big tops or jumpers they still enhance my chest, I am big busted at 34 DD and a size 8, so i'd say I am skinny.

"Lauren, what about this dress?" I got pulled out of my thoughts when I heard Alice talk.

I looked over at the dress she was holding up and grimaced, it was bright pink. I looked at her too see if she was serious, she kept her serious face on for 5 minutes before she started laughing, I smiled and shook my head.

"Thank god that you were joking, I might of had to disown you" I joked.

She gave me a playful shove and we walked out of that shop and into a different one, until I saw a music merchandise shop. I looked over to Alice to see her looking at me, I looked into her eyes and smiled.

"Go have a look! I will meet you in the food court in an hour" She gave me a smile and walked in to the shop.

I skipped into Music Merch with a goofy smile in my face, I was looking around for maybe ten minutes until I crashed into someone. I nearly fell to the ground until someone caught me, I looked up to see well just a mouth, he had his hood up so I couldn't see anything else. He stood me up as I said thankyou, I looked to see four more people with him, they also had there hoods up.

"Thank you and I am sorry for crashing into you, I should of been watching where I was going" I gave him a smile and went to walk off until I heard him say.

"Yeah, you should of"

I turned around to glare at him and I saw his friends shaking there heads, I was about to give him a piece of my mind when I saw a Nirvana shirt, I squealed and ran up to it, leaving the strangers behind me looking shocked, I took it off the rack to see a You Me at Six shirt behind it. I looked at it, then looked back at the strangers who where stood talking, I looked from the shirt to the strangers at least 5 times, until I came to the conclusion. I just met You Me at Six and crashed into one of the members.

I went to pay for my new shirt, and walked up to the strangers/You Me at Six. I stood right infront of them and said.

"By the way, 1. there is no need to be so rude" giving a pointed look to the person I crashed in to "Second point, you might want to get some new disguises because all I had to was look at that T-shirt" pointing to the You Me at Six shirt I saw on the rack "to figure out who you lot are"

I gave them a sweet smile as they looked at me shocked, one of them was about to say something until I heard my name being shouted.

"Lauren!"

I turned to see Alice running at me with a massive smile on her face. She held three bags in her hands. She stopped in front of me and eyed the bags she held. She smiled as she pulled a black chiffon dress, I looked at in awe, I looked up and smiled.

"Oh my, it's lovely. Thank you Alice. Now lets see yours" I gave her a smile as she pulled at a silver dress. It was gorgeous.

She put the dress back into the bag and looked around the shop. I smiled as she found a Muse shirt, she's been wanting that certain one for ages, but never seemed to find it. I heard some clear there throat, I turned to see the members of You Me at Six still stood there, I gave them a sheepish smile.

"Anyways, What are you 5 doing in Hull anyways?" I questioned

"We needed a break. No one would ever think that we are in Hull, So we are in Hull, whilst we paid for our girlfriends to go on holiday to The Bahamas for 2 weeks. Since you can't actually see our faces I suggest I should introduce myself, I am Josh Franceschi" Josh explained.

I looked towards to rest of the band and turned to the one I crashed in to.

"And who might you be?" I questioned

"I am Daniel Flint sweetheart" He said

I gave him an annoyed look as he called me sweetheart, I scowled and walked off to Alice who was walking out the door, towards the food court. Who knew that today I would meet You Me at Six and crash into the drummer. Eugh what a day!.