Saddest Kiss Ever

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Me: alright lovelies, we've got another dare for you to complete! Are you up for the challenge?

Butch: do we have a choice?

Me: nope! Alright, welcome in @Ami_rose

Ami: hello!! *waves excitedly*

Bubbles; hi Ami! *waves back*

Me: aww that's so cute Bubbles, but you won't be liking Ami for long >;)

Boomer: uhhh why?

Me: Ami?

Ami: well I dare Bunny and Boomer to kiss for a minute while Brick videotapes and Bubbles is tied up *evil laughter*

Boomer: uhhhhh O.O

Bunny: ehhhhh

Bubbles: a...a minute?

Brick: hell yes! *goes to get camera*

Britney: oh no, not a whole minute (totally sarcastic)

Blossom; oh don't you even start!

Butch: put on a good show Boomy ;)

Boomer: ugh *shivers*

Blitz: Boomer, I know you have no say at all in this, but I'm going to kill you when this is over *smiles sweetly*

Boomer; isn't there some rule against Blitz doing something to me?

Ami: nope! Now kiss!!!

Bunny; oh god

Boomer: um, so should I just... *awkwardly shifts towards Bunny*

Britney: oh just kiss her already you wimp!

Boomer; why don't you try kissing your Brother's girlfriend!

Butch: I'd pay to see that

Britney:..... *punches Butch*

Butch: oooof!

Brick: alright I'm back! Let's do this shiz!

Blossom: hold on! *grabs Bubbles and sits her in chair. Uses yo-yo to tie her down* alright, let the show begin!

Bunny: oh whatever *moves forward and kisses Boomer.*

*everyone watches as they stand there awkwardly, kissing*

Butch: well this is disappointing

Blitz: I didn't know he sucked so much. I kind of can't be mad at him when he's this bad

Bubbles: hey! He's not...that bad

Brandon: wow, even his own girlfriend says he sucks. That's sad

Britney: get off your high horse there Brando, I wouldn't give you the gold either

Brick; why am I even filming this? Can I post it on YouTube and label it the saddest kiss ever?

Me: allllllright! Minutes up

*both Bunny and Boomer pull away, gasping for breath*

Ami: did you not breath or something?

Boomer: how am I supposed to breath while kissing her?

Me: same way you breath when you're eating. Through your nose, idiot

Brick: *shuts off camera* well that was officially depressing

Bubbles: can I get out now?

Blossom: *unties Bubbles*

Bunny: no offense Boom, but that wasn't a very good kiss

Boomer: yeah, well I wasn't exactly trying.

Me: pfft right! Even Bubbles says your kisses suck!

Bubbles: I-I didn't say that!

Butch: no, you're right, you just implied it.

Bubbles: >_<

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