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"yo, mikey!"

"did you just call me mikey?"

"it's been a while, buddy! i'm glad i ran into you."

"it's honestly been, like, three hours."

"i'm so glad i could be your first friend of the school year."

"i made a friend in art."

"you seem so lonely. poor guy."

"i'm actually not."

"say hi to the camera!"

"i'd rather not."

"aw! you're so cute!"

"can you please get your arm off of my shoulder?"

"your nose is so tiny. you adorable creature."

"get out of my bubble."

"i wanna boop your nose."

"please don't."

"boop!"

"you did. okay."

"so did you have a good day."

"i did until you came along."

"awww. you had a good day."

"i feel like you are just ignoring everything i say."

"i'm gonna boop your nose again."

"boop my nose and i'll shove your hand in a blender."

"boop!"

"i'm gonna call the police."

"you're cute when you're angry."

"i don't even know you! stop calling me cute!"

"what? am i making the cutie uncomfortable."

"i'm pretty sure this is harassment."

"not unless you tell me to go away."

"go away."

"now it's harassment."

"are you going to go away now?"

"i suppose. bye bye, mikey! see you tomorrow!"

"i hope not."

"goodbye."

"bye."

"adios."

"go away."

"okay."