lauren: camila i need your help
camila: with what
lauren: i was thinkin bout what u can do if i fail college and i have two options
lauren: comedian or stripper
camila: become a stripper
camila: definetly
lauren: why??
camila: you are just not funny at all
lauren: that aint tru
camila: oh yes it is
lauren: OKAY
lauren: how does a train eat camila?
camila: how does it eat me?? i better hope u just suck at english bc that aint gonna happen soon
lauren: i suck at english babe
lauren: it chew chews
camila: that wouldve been vvv funny if i was five
lauren: what jay z calls his soon to be married girlfriend
lauren: feyoncé
camila: u sure u dont wanna become a stripper
lauren: my ass is yours babe im not gonna be a stripper
lauren: why r there gates around cemeteries
camila: bc u doNT WANT CEMETERIES ROBBERS TO STEAL YO SKULL
lauren: wtf r u stuck in the 2nd century nobody does that anymore
lauren: bc ppl r dying to get in
camila: that was morbid dont make death jokes anymore
camila: no wait
camila: dont make jokes at all
lauren: but im funny
camila: u r not funny
camila: thats okay bc ur cute but ur just not funny
lauren: u lyin im not cute im mesmerizing and im very funny
lauren: u jealous bc i make better jokes than u
lauren: DONT BE MAD CUZ IN DOIN ME BETTER THAN UR DOIN U
camila: so u do urself huh?
lauren: stfu
lauren: i make myself laugh thats more important than anything
lauren: what type of flowers grow on your face
camila: i aint a garden lolo
lauren: tulips
lauren: id like to kiss em btw
camila: ew no u got herpes
lauren: thats not tru :(((
lauren: OH IVE GOT A QUESTION
lauren: what ur favourite flower
camila: forget-me-not
lauren: ofcourse i wont but whats your fav flower tho
camila: but my favourite flower is called forget-me-not
camila: and also called myosotis
lauren: tf is that it sounds like an std
camila: shut up herpes hoe
lauren: dont call me hoe
camila: baby hoe
camila: my favourite hoe
camila: whats your fav flower
lauren: sunflowers
camila: theyre weirdly ugly
lauren: NO THEYRE PERFECT
lauren: DONT YOU DAAARE INSULT SUNFLOWERS U U U U HOE
camila: okay okay bby chill im sorry ily u and ily sunflowers
lauren: great ily u too and ily your std too
camila: i didnt read the end of that text okay
lauren: okay ;))
camila: im sleepy
camila: tomorrow my friends taylor coming over im so so so excited
lauren: what does she look like
camila sent a picture!
lauren: when i asked that i meant if u have any selfies w/ her i want to admire ur beauty ur hoe taylor looks like a teenage turtle
camila sent a picture!
camila: youre not nice
lauren: oh please
lauren: ur worse than me
lauren: btw ur hot hot hot in da selfie
lauren: even tho id prefer being in da selfie but minus teenage turtle
camila: thats not a reason
lauren: go to sleep babe
camila: but i like talkin to u
lauren: me too but babe firsly im tired secondly ur tired thirdly u have a friend tomorrow and u need dat beauty sleep
camila: goodnight lolo
lauren: goodnight camz
camila: sleep well
lauren: shut up and go to sleep
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shorter chapter bc its 3am im sleepy but i still wanted to write something
also thanks to @k2yleigh for lettin me steal ya jokes nicely go read her stories bc theyre pretty damn cool and shit
alsooooooo im not rly feelin like writing anything right now bc of school soon and all so it might be the last chapter for a long time so yeah
ps i actually dont find taylor swift attractive, like not at all, like i dont like her at all but no h8 m8 thats just my opinion duh
goodnight fellas
