lauren: if my name was amanda i would change it to da
lauren: bc i dont need a man
camila: thats a tweet dumbfuck
lauren: how do u know it
camila: ive got twitter u kno??
lauren: u never told me
camila: well ive got one
lauren: give it to me (a/n IM WOrth it)
camila: no i gtg
lauren: why??
camila: im pickin my sis up at her school
camila: texting and driving is illegal u dont want me dead do ya
lauren: sometimes
camila: shut up
lauren: love ya hoe
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normani: guys im 3 months late on my periods
ally: did you do the do
dinah: lmao what
ally: frick frack
camila: how long has it been since u had sex?
ally: r u pukin ur stomach out?
camila: btw if u lost weight it may be bc of that
lauren: is camila a gynecologist?
dinah: probably
camila: i wanna be a doctor lauren
camila: thats what im in college for
lauren: damn i thought u were in it for idk dancing w/ my soul or being hot or stealin ppls souls w/ ur eyes
dinah: lmao lauren is that even possible
lauren: im sure camzi can do it
normani: im rly happy camren is alive but im dying in the inside here
ally: a baby might be growin in u youre far from dyin son
normani: btw i didnt lose weight i AM GAINING WEIGHT
ally: but did you do the fickly frackle?!
tom: ally hahahaha u cant be serious
camila: why do you have to be so blunt ally lmao ?
camila: btw the symptoms u usually know like puking, morning sickness, excessive cramping star around 2-3 months, u lose weight in the beginning
normani: holy shit what if im pregnant
normani: im not ready to be a mom
normani: dylan is a nice guy but what if he leaves me??
lauren: if u dont want da baby, abort it
camila: also, if you rly think ur pregnant, take it seriously
camila: its v important
camila: take a pregnancy test
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lauren: u must be good w/ kiddos
camila: i have a little sis and i take care of her
camila: i kinda like babies more
camila: idk after a certain age kids become so annoyin
lauren: if we ever have kids
lauren: u hold it
lauren: im too clumsy and scared of babies i might drop it
camila: hOW CAN U BE SCARED OF BABIES
lauren: IDK WHEN THEY DO THAT THING WHEN THEY CRY OR SOMETIMES THEY PUKE ON YOU AND IM SCARED I WILL FORGET TO FEED MY BABY IF I EVER HAD ONE OR MAYBE ILL FORGET MY BABY LIKE TOTALLY
lauren: thats why i wont birth babies
camila: thats okay ill birth specimen, accident and adopted
lauren: we'll adopt adopted so itll be funnier
camila: youre stupid
lauren: lmao i know babe
lauren: youre the clever one in this relationship
camila: relationship?
lauren: thats a metaphor
camila: dont go augustus waters on me
camila: i hated augustus waters
lauren: U HAVE NO HEART
lauren: I CRIED AT THE END
lauren: I CRIED EVERYTHING I HAD IN ME I LOVE
lauren: MEANIE
camila: i have a heart but augustus waters was an annoying bitchy weird kid
camila: like he asked hazel to go to his house in the first day lmao boy calm the fuck down u dont know her
lauren: it was cute
camila: it was creepy
lauren: u mean
camila: shut up
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camila: my twitter is camilacabello97
lauren: laurenjauregui
lauren: go to sleep now babe
camila: night lolo
lauren: goodnight camz
//
IM BACK BITCHES
HELLO 2ND DAY OF SCHOOL : VERY ANNOYING BUT IM SITTIN NEXT TO ALL MY FRIENDS SO ITS ACTUALLY SUPER COOL ( WE HAVE A SITTING CHART LIKE SERIOUSLY????)
I INTRODUCED PEPE IN THIS CHAPTER LMAO
AND ALSO, I RLY HATE AUGUSTUS WATERS EVERYTHING CAMILA SAID IN THE END OF THE CHAPTER IS WHAT I THINK OF HIM LMAO
ALRIGHT I WONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS STORY BUT IM STILL TRYING TO WRITE IT LIKE RN IM IN SCHOOL AND IM FINISHIN IT SO YEAH
BYE HOES
