Chapter 1

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xxx: hey.

you: hey.?

xxx: shall we start?

you: !??!?

you: who are you?

xxx: ohh right sorry its michael :P

you: dumbass

michael: hey! >:(

you: lol

you: what are we supposed to start anyways?

michael: uhh, the philosophy project?

you: OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

michael: and then IM the retarded

you: touche

michael: hahaha

you: yo michael

michael: yes?

you: what was the project about? (:

michael: JESUS woman do i have to do everything???

michael: we are supposed to discuss about the question: "what do we call progress?"

you: UGGHHH THAT COULD TAKE AGES

michael: i kNOW

you: when is it for?

michael: two weeks from now (monday)

you: okay lets start tomorrow Im not in the mood rn

michael: okay

michael: tbh me neighter aha

you: xD

michael: omg you just

michael: you DID NOT send me and xD face

you: xD xD xD xD

michael: -.-

you: hahahahah shut up mister chinese face

michael: its not chinese

michael: its a "i cant believe how stupid and inmature you are" face

you: oh sorry mr mature i saw you screaming at a spider the other day

michael: its was a bIG ASS SPIDER OKAY

you: whatever spider boy ;)

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