You and Michael had been dating for 5 years, and you had yet to meet his cliffaconda.
It was a real depressing life you lead.
One bright and sunny Saturday afternoon, you and Michael were sitting and enjoying each others company, as some video game thing was running in a background.
"Yo Y/N, I have a question for you." Michael said suddenly, bringing you out of your thoughts.
"Ask away." You smiled at your long term boyfriend.
"Do you want to see the Cliffaconda?" He asked, voice barely raising above a whisper.
Your time had come. The time you had been waiting all your life for. Today, you would finally see, and experience the cliffaconda.
"Yea, Sure." You shrugged, trying not to sound so thirsty and desperate about the magical being.
You had heard only blessed people had gotten a chance to see it, and even then, it was for a brief moment. Much like Harry Potter, you were the chosen one, and you now had to fulfill your destiny.
Michael stood up, as you continued to lounge on the couch. "Be careful, alright Kitten?"
"Of course, who do you take me for?" You raise an eyebrow.
He unzips his pants, and out springs a real life anaconda, with the name tag 'Cliffaconda' written across italicized.
"Oh my god, I love him Michael." You carefully pull the anaconda out of his pants, and smile up at your boyfriend.
All you had wanted from Michael was his Cliffaconda. You didn't need him any longer, you had the main prize.
You stand up quickly, Cliffaconda still in hand, and run out the door to catch a plane to Vegas to go get married, and become Mrs.Cliffaconda.
Once you got married, you had 300 children, which you named after Cliffaconda, each varying in name slightly, and you lived happily ever after.
The end.
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