There's nothing wrong with being beautiful and knowing it, but when y'all be acting like y'all piss wine and shit caviar up in this bitch, it's a BIT too much for me.
Y'all be dodging people as though they peasants and shit with leprosy. Boo, it ain't that damn serious. Calm your tits with that shit. You can't catch ugly, but that nasty ass attitude of yours is surely making your ass look unapproachable.
Sweetheart, didn't you learn the saying:
"An ugly personality can ruin even the most beautiful face."
Some of y'all girls be casting down dirty looks like you be hating some people just because they don't look the way you want them to look.
And half of y'all ain't all that either. With that real to fake ratio looking real slim. With twenty inches of hair and only four of them inches actually yours.
Don't act like I can't see your tracks, sweetie.
All I'm saying is, I honestly don't give a damn, whether you on that fancy shit or not, you can be sneezing dollar bills and cry diamonds for all I care, that still don't give you the right to be "over-conceited".
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"BS" That Girls Say & Do
No FicciónWell, well, well, I've done it again! This is the second edition to my humorous book, "The BS That Guys Say & Do". Now ladies, the same rules apply, don't be taking too much offense to this, it's not really that serious! I hope you guys enjoy this a...
