The Book In Ruins

|ELEPHANT| -JOKES.

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card.

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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?

A: An elephant is grey.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

 So that he can sneak up on mice! 

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage? 

In his trunk

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What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? 

A dumbo jet.

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? 

This is the end of me!

XD 

these weren't even funny ._.

NOW VOTE :p