Whoops, We Pulled A Percabeth! -Leo Oneshot-

Whoops, We Pulled A Percabeth!

For KALIBOO. SHE FINALLY DEMANDED SOMETHING OF ME, AND THAT WAS A FLUFFY CHEESY KALEO ONESHOT.

Okay, @Calypso_17. Here it is.

Whoops, We Pulled A Percabeth!

I was honestly getting sick of the whispers of the Aphrodite girls.

Was it a problem, that I was walking and talking with my best friend Leo Valdez? No? Then I don't see why they were whispering stuff like "Love" and "Kaleo".

What the Hades is Kaleo?

Sure, I had a crush on him. But we were best friends for five years. I didn't want to lose him because I liked him.

So, I went to my full brother.

"PERCY." I screamed in his and Annabeth's ears one morning. They were cuddling together on his bunk. GROSS.

When they didn't get up, I fake screamed. "PERCY! ANNABETH! HELP!" I wailed, crumpling to the ground with a thud.

They were up in a flash, with Riptide and a dagger. "Kali? What's wrong?" Percy asked.

"This little thing to do with Leo. You weren't getting up, so..." I shrugged nonchalantly.

"I hate you." grumbled Percy.

Annabeth actually looked interested. She and Percy were the only ones who I told that I like Leo. "So?"

"I wanna tell him, but I can't." I said desperately. "It's been five years."

Annabeth and Percy traded amused glances. "Tomorrow is his birthday right?" Percy asked.

"Yup." I confirmed.

"Tell him then." Percy said, bursting out laughing. Annabeth joined him.

"You guys are weird." I stated in a matter of fact tone before exiting the cabin.

"WE KNOW!" They called after me.

------

The time was coming for me to tell him.

Holy Hera, I was so nervous. But yet, so prepared.

One Direction t-shirt? (Don't judge). Check.

Black skinny jeans? Check.

Red toms? Check.

I was ready.

Before going, I sent out a quick prayer to Aphrodite. 'Lady Aphrodite, please stop obsessing over Percabeth and Jiper and Frazel for minute and HELP ME!'

I wasn't sure if she heard or not.

I found Leo awkwardly walking around, hands stuffed in his pockets. "Hey Leo." I greeted nervously.

"Hey Kal." He said. I loved it when he said Kal.

I plopped down at a picnic table. "Sit down." He obliged. "So, how's your birthday going?"

"Meh. Okay. Burned a few presents. The usual." Leo noted. I laughed.

"That reminds me, I have your present." I brought out the cupcake in the plastic container. It had a lollipop sticking out like a unicorn horn and two eyes. And an awkward candle too.

"AWESOME!" He grinned. "Why a unicorn?"

I shrugged. "Percy made it."

"That makes sense." He agreed, nodding. He lit the candle.

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear LEEEEOOOOOOO." I sang, stretching out his name. "Happy birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

He laughed, blowing out his candle and ripping a piece of cupcake off for me to have. He basically gulped down his share in under a minute.

"You can have it, it's your cupcake." I said, giving him back the piece.

"No, you can have it." He lowered his voice, leaning in closer to me to the point where I could smell his breath. Surprisingly, it smelt like Skittles and vanilla icing. I don't know where the Skittles came from though. "And you can have so much more."

Our lips were almost touching. "Leo," I whispered. "You know, I really like you."

His response was simply crashing his lips on mine. I felt as if I was on Cloud Nine. His lips tasted like frosting.

We broke apart at the ambush. A pack of campers ran out of the bushes, lead by Percy and Annabeth. They tossed us onto our shoulders like we were feathers, and tossed us in the lake.

We never resurfaced.

It was enjoyable below the water. I grabbed Leo's arm and created an air bubble. Then, we kissed. And kissed. You get the idea.

"Leo?" I asked when we paused.

"Yeah?" He answered

"Percy and Annabeth told me some stories.." I trailed off.

His eyes widened. "Kali-"

"Gods, not like that!" I hurried to cut him off. "About how they did the exact same thing. Annabeth gave him a cupcake on his birthday, they sat at a picnic bench, kissed, got ambushed by campers and then tossed into the lake, where they made an air bubble!"

"Do you... Do you think this is a set up?" questioned Leo. "Percy baked the cupcake, Nyssa kicked me out and made me wander near the picnic tables..."

"We kissed." I stated the obvious.

"No duh, Sherlock." Leo laughed. "And it was willingly. Then we got thrown into the lake."

"And I made an air bubble." I finished. We burst out laughing. "They set us up!" I choked out.

To prove our point, Percy and Annabeth floated by in an air bubble, giving us thumbs up's. That just made us laugh harder.

"I'm glad we were set up." I said quietly to him, cuddling into his chest.

"So am I." He smiled, leaning down and kissing me. My heart skipped a beat for the thousandth time that day. "Whoops," he said softly.

"Whoops," I echoed, pecking his lips. "We pulled a Percabeth."

THERE. IS THAT FULLY ENOUGH FOR YA?

-Kylapoo :3