CASTIELS POV
While Sam and and Dean were in the bunker researching, I was on my way o meet them but stopped at a gas station. I bought the usual things. An issue of Busty Asian Beauties, beer, and pie. As I walked out of the shop I saw this place that intrigued me. It was called 'fun toys'. It seemed pretty fun from the outside so I went inside. There were so many things I never knew existed. Then I found something I liked. It was a cylinder object that *gasp* vibrates! There were many colors and patterns so I got one that reminded me of a special someone. Plaid. Because dead men don't wear plaid. It seemed like a fun little toy to mess around with. I then went to the register.
"Getting this for a special someone?"
The cashier asked me.
"Yes, for my good friend"
------later at the bunker at 1 am------
DEANS POV
I woke up at 1 am hearing a strange noise. I get up and walk to the kitchen. I see something I never would have expected to see. Cas was baking a pie. WITH A VIBE!
"Cas what the hell!!!"
"I'm baking you a pie"
"With a vibrator?"
"Yes"
"Do you even know what that's used for?"
"It's a toy. I bought it at Fun Toys"
"Cas that's a sex toy"
"What?" Cas asked very confused
"Yeah you stick it up a...girl hole...or anus"
"Maybe I can test it on you" Cas whispered in my ear seductively.
