I wouldn't even think about it (a phanfiction)

1: daydreams

Phil was in a daze. He stared at Dan's beautiful brown hair, losing himself in a spiral of thoughts and feelings. It was hard for him to admit to himself, but he loved Dan and he wished more than anything that he could tell Dan how he felt- but he couldn't. He was in love with his best friend and flatmate and had to live with the fact that he would never feel the same...

He snapped out of his daydream as he heard the doorbell. He quickly checked his reflection and got up to greet the first guest of his and Dan's YouTuber dinner party they had decided to hold as they had met a lot of new people recently.

Dan opened the door to a beaming Carrie hope fletcher bearing a bottle of wine and a bag of doritos. They both greeted her and ushered her to the lounge, offering her a seat and then sitting down themselves. After a few minutes of akward small talk, the doorbell rang again. This time it was Alfie and Zoe, followed by tomska and then Louise.

The final guest to arrive was Chris. As they opened the door they noticed he was not accompanied by PJ.

"Is PJ not coming?" Dan asked.

"No he's..." Chris looked like he was hiding something "away visiting family." He finished hastily.

"Well, come on into the living room. Everyone else has already arrived."

The party seemed to be a success at first, Dan and Phil had tested their new seven second challenge app on a lot of the guests, and soon it was time for the main course. Phil and Dan had tried their best to prepare a half decent chicken dinner, and for dessert they had baked a delicious fudge cake (Delia Smith of course). The food went down well with all of the guests and after they all came back into the living room for various alcoholic beverages.

At about 11pm Zoe said she was going to the toilet to top up some of her makeup. After she left Dan was pulled away from the conversation he was having with Tom by Alfie and Louise.

"So, Dan. We were just discussing equality for trans-gender people." Alfie informed Dan "What's your opinion on the subject?"

"Well, I think--"

"Aaagghh!!!" Dan was interrupted by a scream coming from the bathroom.

"Zoe!" Alfie ran down the hallway followed by Dan, Louise and then the whole party.

When Alfie broke the door down, they all expected to see that Zoe had maybe cut her hand and passed out from the shock, but what they saw was much worse...