The Mirror Coal

Breakfast with a Beauty Guru

   I walked to the bathroom and did my daily morning routine. I took a quick shower and walked on the red carpet. Then, I brushed my teeth, and washed my face. After I got dressed, I grabbed my backpack and went downstairs.
"Come eat some breakfast, Ryan," said Mom.
   "Okay Mom. So what did you make today?" I asked as I walked to the kitchen.
   "Well you know your mom used to be a beauty guru right?" she asked.
"Yeah, you tell me literally everyday how much you hate Nicki Mcgee's music video "You Like My Butt What". You used to be a booty guru, and you knew Nicki's butt was fake and she didn't get it from doing squats."
   "No, not that guru, Ryan. The beauty gurus that make videos online about makeup, fashion, and DIYs. You know, all those basic girls on YouTube right?" she giggled.
   "Oh that beauty guru. I had no idea!" I replied with a little smirk on my face.
   "Enough with the puns, eat something. We only have about 10 minutes left until we have to leave the house," said Mom.
I sat down at the table and started eating whatever it was in front of me. It tasted like what a basic white girl would eat for breakfast. "What is this Mom?" I asked as I chewed on the coconut flakes.
   "Well since I used to be a beauty guru and beauty gurus LOVE Pinterest. Literally though, Pinterest is to DIE FOR. Anyways so I was searching up back to school breakfast ideas on Pinterest, and I stumbled upon this recipe for an acai bowl. I've heard about it a lot on Twitter so I tested the recipe out. How do you like it, Hun?" Mom said with a huge smile.
   "It's great Mom! And are you turning into a basic?"
   "Sure seems like it," chuckled Dad.
   "Oh stop it, you two! Now hurry and finish up, Ryan," laughed Mom.
We all laughed and finished our acai bowls.

AGAIN I WILL EDIT LATER OMG I'M SO LAZY -_-" sorry