Lps: MAFB ((My Attractive Friend Boy))

Chapter 2: "Kissy Kissy."

Don't you just hate it when your human puts you in water? Or is that just me.

Not only does it make us LPS wet, but it rusts our springs. Who  would want too take that chance? I mean, I know if I owned a LPS pet, I would never play with it roughly. I would take care of it like its a little baby. Precious and valuable.

So today, my human took me, the "mascot" of her YouTube channel or whatever, and a few other LPS into the bathroom for some water pictures.

Apparently, when the bright, blinding flash of the camera goes off, it takes a picture of us in the water. I absolutely HATE water. Stereotypical for a cat, right? Well, you're wrong.

All LPS hate it. My brother, my "boyfriend", my mom, and even my cricket hate it too.

It's just one of the things that makes us just want to spring out of play mode and bite the humans finger.

But a pet can dream.
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So after we took about three thousand water pictures, the human ran back too her room too do some filming. To be honest, I kind of like filming. I heard she had 300+ subscribers on YouTube!
She's practically famous.

But there's one thing I hate about it.
When she makes me date him.

He is the biggest womanizer ever. He's basically Brooke Hayes but in collie version. Minus the claws, huge grudge against a pet, or horrible makeup.

What? Brooke's makeup is horrible.
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After about ten minutes of bloopers and mess ups, we got too the scene where he takes me in a date.

Like what the fur.

After about another ten minutes of falling and head squeaking, we walked out the small plastic building. When the human turned away from the desk to grab something, he winked at me.

The human grabbed a small piece of sticky tack and a small plastic rose and stuck it too Luke, aka him.

It took all my strength too not roll my eyes at him. You could tell he was struggling.
"Hey, Jasmine, I had fun tonight," the human said in her deepest voice.
She placed her hand on my head and started too move it.
"Me too Sage, it was a lot of fun," I still can't believe she ripped off the name from sophiegtv.

She made Luke look at me and tilt his head. I could tell that he was a-okay with it. He just played along as if he was doing it himself.

We move our heads away from each other, clearly going too kiss. We moved our heads the other direction, facing each other. I could see some sort of pattern.

We were not even a centimeter apart. I could feel his breath on my cheek, sending chills down my spine. He slowly started too lean in, and so did I. Then it happened.