Lps: MAFB ((My Attractive Friend Boy))

~~Pilot~~

"Mom, I'll be down in five minutes!!" I hear the human say as she throws me across the desk.

Like ouch.

She, or at least I think from her appearance and voice, stood up quickly and ran across her bedroom. She grabbed her backpack and slammed the door behind her.

I stood up, rubbing the side of my head. Did she really have to throw me?

It was completely unnecessary.

Hello, my name is Alex Anders. I'm a lps shorthair, aka the most, "Overrated" pet. It's not our fault that we are more appealing too the eye. And who in the right mind gave us that title? Must've been someone who didn't have a cat like us. I mean, who could blame them?

I heard Tyler running up behind me as I rubbed a bit more.
"You okay?" He asked, worry in his eyes. He is such a worrywuss.

"I'm perfectly fine," I reply, walking towards the most uncomfortable plastic couch you could ever see. I mean, who puts a toy like us on a hard, cold, uncomfortable couch?

Wait.

Okay, first, were more then "just plastic." I've heard we've saved people from depression, and suicide.... We do a lot too keep people happy. And this is what we get?

Gosh.

Okay, sooooo that was a sneak peek. Idk on this book for sure.... But yeah! How you liked, and uh, YASSSS.