Am I Realy Turning Into A Nerd For A Girl

Fake Boyfriend

Kat's POV

Hey guys. Remember when I told Alex I had a boyfriend. Well I found someone to pretend to be my fake boyfriend. I would make up some kind of pitty break up story but for now, my *boyfriend* has to meet Alex. Omg, wait till you find out who is brave enough to act as my boyfriend.

Time for Alex to meet my fake bf

Ok, Alex told me to go by his house so I have called my back up and told him to meet me at Alex's house. Instead of wasting so much energy and time I just climbed through my window into his window, leading me to his layer.

It wasn't bad. I had expected naked pics of girls and a shelf filled with porn. But her just have some pictures of super stars like Shakera on his wall, and the shelf just have some books like Nancy Drew, Hardy boys, andy also songs.

"Hey, like what you see?" An annoying voice said from behind me. I totally regret looking back because when I did Alex was but naked, so instead of spinning around emediately I found myself staring.

"Oh my gosh!! Alex! Put on your freaking clothes," I finally said when I snapped myself into reality.

"Oh calm down chica," Alex said whiles putting his towel back on.

"Je vous déteste. Mais la tête (I hate you. But head)," I said felling all smart knowing that he has no idea what I just said.

"Je t'aime aussie (I love you too)," he said.

Shit her knows french. Maybe next time I should try dutch.

"Do you know dutch, Alex?" I asked out of nowhere.

"No. Why?" Her said putting on the first shirt her finds in his closet.

"No reason.""I like your room," I said looking at the large bed.

I didn't even know what was happening next but all I knew was that Alex pushed me unto his bed. Well I think so I felt like I was on water. I was gonna ask if that was a water bed like I always heard about but the door bell rang.

 

That's must be Fra....... I almost told you. Typical me.

I was so terrified. I hope that *he* would be able to convince Alex. When I opened the door there he was.

"Francise!?!" Alex yelled from upstairs.

"Ha!!! L.O.L. You're Kat's boyfriend?!?" Alex was literaly rolling on the floor laughing.

"Alex, if you want the whole lake at camp thing a secret. You would be smart enough to shut your eating hole," Francise said glaring at Alex. We sat down and talked for a long time. So long I think it was next year.

"So let me get this straight. You two became a couple when Francise kissed you when you tripped over a rock. And you told him that you liked him after that?" Alex asked for literaly the tenth time. We were both terrable at lying so yeh.

Francise is getting on my last nerves. I am so close to ripping his testicles of and feed it to him with a side order of salad. He keeps kicking me and throwing his hands on my shoulders. I had hit him in the ride cage everytime he does that but it just won't work.

Can you believe that when we were finished he had the guts to ask me for his payment.

"That wasn't the deal. The deal was; You pretend to be my boyfriend and I pretend to be yours whenever you need one. So back of buddy," I said to Francise. I am sooo glad that was over I couldn't stand being in the same room, same chair, and same personal space with that guy. I rather dig my eyes out with a plastic fork and eat it for desert. And the lunch would be half of Francise's testicles.

I had a rough day. I mean; seeing Alex naked, being in his room, being on a water bed for the very first time, pretend that Francise was my bf, and kiss Francise just for Alex to believe that we were really together. Oh sorry for not telling you the kissing part.

Hey guys this is unedited. Oh I almost forgote. Ok, two things. One: My new book Harry Styles Is My Brother ?
Two: My pole is soon closed. Summer is soon finished. This is for all the people who is reading this in 2015.