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So once the was a guy named bob. Bob liked to eat pie. So one day bob went out to buy some pie, on the way bob met a pickled diaper. Yes! This WAS the pickled diaper from winter camp. So bob became good friends with the pickled diaper. They were on a walk when bob told the diaper a joke:

Bob: There were two nuts walking when one was assaulted.

Red gummy bear: Now I have a knife!

Pickled diaper: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, gummy bears are chasing you, one is red, one is blue, one is crawling up your shoe-

Bob: *looks down, and sees gummy bear* uh-oh... I see where this is going. *starts running*

Pickled diaper: now your running for your life, 'cause the red one has a knife.

Red gummy bear: *chases bob with knife*

THE END

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Poor bob... Anyone have any suggestions??? No?

And yes I do realize I'm talking to myself 'cause this has 0 reads...

BUT no one knows that!!!!

And if you do know that you read this which means I'm not talking to myself!!

YES!!!!!

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