So once the was a guy named bob. Bob liked to eat pie. So one day bob went out to buy some pie, on the way bob met a pickled diaper. Yes! This WAS the pickled diaper from winter camp. So bob became good friends with the pickled diaper. They were on a walk when bob told the diaper a joke:
Bob: There were two nuts walking when one was assaulted.
Red gummy bear: Now I have a knife!
Pickled diaper: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, gummy bears are chasing you, one is red, one is blue, one is crawling up your shoe-
Bob: *looks down, and sees gummy bear* uh-oh... I see where this is going. *starts running*
Pickled diaper: now your running for your life, 'cause the red one has a knife.
Red gummy bear: *chases bob with knife*
THE END
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The book of cheese
HumorThis is a book. It is about cheese. This discription is not a repetition of the title. But! It is not all about cheese, you will also learn about bob, poor bob