Caution: Avoid Men At All Cost

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Man: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and if you sit down so will this seat.

Guy: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Hey baby what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Do you buy your pants on sale?
Girl: Go ahead- Finnish the pickup line, I wanna hear it.
Guy: Because they are 100% off at my place.
Girl: C-, Work on the delivery and creativity, but I can see potential.

Girl: K.
Man: Every kiss begins with "K".
Girl: To bad ugly begins with "U".
Man: ...
Girl: Do you want some ice with that burn?

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 10, 2016 ⏰

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