Harry Potter vs Twilight Hunger Games vs Divergent

Harry Potter vs Twilight

Ok so this will be very very very short comment.

Ok so The Volturi (or however you spell those weird gang people) are supposed to be evil.
But how the heck can something be evil when you know that it can Sparkle. Like literally Sparkle.
WHAT EVIL THING SPARKLES?!?!?!?

Death Eaters are better. Much. Much. Better. First off their names sound scary.
Second THEY DONT SPARKLE LIKE A UNICORN!
Third, they have wands with sculls at the top, they also have a dark mark. (Which is a lot like a tattoo) they have a master named Voldemort.

While The Volturi (or whatever) have their main person as Aero. The Sparkly vampire afraid of little 1/2 human 1/2 vampire girls with hands that can give you messages. Wow so dangerous.
Your right I'm really scared of him.

Ok so now that we're talking about Sparkly Stupid Stuff. I'm going to point out, Meyers wrote that whenever vamps are in the sun they sparkle.

Here's a funny thing though. Their have been plenty of times in the movies when I see a vamp in the sun and guess what?.....

THERE ARE NO STUPID SPARKLES!!!
LIKE ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!

So really what's up with that????????

Does Meyers need to read her book over to get all her facts right.

Oh and another thing before I leave.
Just wanted to say that even if their is a little clouds out covering the sun. The sun is still their, and how is it that the sun never peeks through the clouds. Why is it always foggy, cloudy, moody miserable? (hey just like the book itself) If the sun peeks out every now and then. How has no one ever noticed the fact that Edward and "his gang" are able to sparkle like little pixies?
I mean the minute the sun comes out they can't just all of a sudden disappear.
What if it came out during class or something,

Just wondering? Does this book actually even make sense???

Huh I guess this wasn't very short after all!