"What happened to you?"
Aries: "crashed my motorcycle"
Taurus: "this idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini: "I'm here with my friend"
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me, and now I have third degree burns"
Leo: "someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them and missed and hit a brick wall instead"
Virgo: "um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack"
Scorpio: "someone pushed me down the stairs"
Sagittarius: "this old women was on here motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, So I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe"
Capricorn: "I was working really late for 5 nights and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out"
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, and she pushed me down a well and I found myself in Narnia"
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into a wall and got a concussion"
