WWE Rants

David Otunga, to much baby oil.

So I'm watching wrestling and David Otunga comes out, BOY! This boy was glossed out! I swear to God man, this guy had 3 in a half God damn layers of baby oil on. Can someone please tell me WHY he can't just put on 1 layer. But no, it has to be 3 in a half layers. Honestly I'm surprised he doesn't slip out of wrestlers hands when they pick him up. No honestly it's not even funny. It's like. To much! It's scary!!! Comes out glistening like glaciers and year round snow capped mountains!!! No David Otunga really needs to stop. One day I'm just going to hide all of his baby oil AND GIVE IT TO AN ACTUAL BABY! Honestly, he probably bought the whole god damn shelf. Anyways, I'm going to take his baby oil give it to an actually baby who needs it but they can't buy some because DAVID OTUNGA CLEARED THE WHOLE JOHNSON'S BABY SHELF IN THE STORE! And replace it with water. Oh my gosh. One day I'm just going to break into his house and count all the baby oil bottles in his house, we should do a baby oil inspection! I'm coming to David Otunga's house first! SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE YOUR BABY OILS DAVID! BECAUSE WE GON' FIND THEM! SO YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT. HOMEBOY!

Until next time,

Your Favourite WWE Ranter.

-Mya:)