WWE Rants

Dolph Ziggler.

OMG! Okay so this spaghetti headed freak comes out EVERY TIME I WATCH SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH WRESTLING. So he comes out with his little posey AJ and Big E Langston WITH A CAPITAL E!!! And shakes his butt...NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU CIRCLE YOUR GOD DAMN BUTT! Then kiss AJ Lee. Like no you freak. That's not how it works. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE SEEN THIS GUYS BUTT. Boy, that thing is as white as Sheamus. But anyways, wrestlers be pulling down his pants and showing his crack. LIKE EW! THAT IS NAS-TY! THAT IS SOMETHING I DO NOT NEED TO SEE! Anyways, then his shirt...his shirt! Stealing the show and your girlfriend? FIRST OF ALL! Why the hell are you stealing things, I bet your mom wouldn't like that. SECOND! DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AJ! Maybe you forget about her sometimes BUT SHE'S STILL THERE!!! So you can't be stealing other girls because that's cheating. AND HE TREATS BIG E LANGSTON LIKE CRAPP!!! Honestly, IT IS JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK ISN'T IT?! ISN'T IT?! Well that's Kind of racist don't you think? I swear this guy got dropped on his head as a kid, why would you even think of having a hair style like that? It's disrespectful to noodles EVERYWHERE!!! Like, I can't even eat spaghetti anymore because I'm scared the people who put the spaghetti in the packaging got mixed up with the spaghetti and Dolph Ziggler's hair and put his hair in INSTEAD OF THE GOD DAMN SPAGHETTI!!! I feel bad for Big E Langston and AJ!!! They have to be around his hair 24/7!!! I don't think that's healthy!!!! Anyways, all I'm trying to say is this kid might have been sick when he came up with the idea of getting the spaghetti haircut which looks STUPID AS HELL!

Until my next rant,

Your favourite WWE Ranter (I hope)

-Mya:)