Insincerely Sincere

Raiders Raided

Three years after FB and Alice met : Relaxing in their secret hideout with jewels, riches, and finest of dining FB said randomly "can you believe we turned this old damp cave into the richest thing in the world!" "I can" Alice mumbled as she stared blankly at the wall clearly thinking.
The thieves are relaxing no idea they are being stalked every second. Soon Alice thought what the cave needed to feel like home then it came to her "WE NEED A CHANDELIER!" Alice yelled which caused FB to fall off her couch "What why?" She loudly exclaimed"Because dingus it'll look pretty and besides we know that we haven't stole one of those yet." Alice said plopping down in her chair. Another reason would be that Alice would be able to tell  if there was an unwanted presence. She didn't tell FB this because she knew how cocky FB could get and she'll go on about how she can take them out easily. FB got up and glared at Alice making the white head smile amusingly.  "Thanks jerk." Suddenly FB narrowed her eyes clearly listening trying to single out the sounds as she heard a scuffle

Alice pearly didn't look alert so FB let her guard down they may no see eye to eye a lot but she does have to trust her because they're the only people they have. "Don't worry besides this gives us a new mission." Alice said waving her hand dismissing the insult and the threat.
FB rolled her eyes and sat back down on the couch. FB picked up her golden goblet and took a sip but Alice made a sound of annoyance. "What?" FB asked. "I know I got you angry but please don't take it out on the treasure." Alice said putting her head in her hands. FB looked at the goblet which hand indents from her clutching it too" oh sorry.... but we do have many spares " FB said gesturing to the mountains of silver, gold, and jewel objects. "You are right about that but still. Take it out on a neighboring village."

Alice said sighing. Soon they heard rustling alarming the both of them. FB approached the bush with a dagger in both hands with Alice close behind with a spiked whip that they found during one of their raids. FB cut the bush clean in half but all they found was a gold necklace. FB picked it up and examined it. "That's from one of our robberies." Alice said. "Someone's been stealing from our hideout?!" FB shouted in rage. "Save your rage for when we kill them. I know for a fact that it would take more than two people to get their hands on our stuff, most likely 8." Alice said putting a hand on her partners shoulder. "I head this way you go the opposite. We should find them since we know this place by heart." FB said pointing left and then right. Alice nodded and the two charged off.

2 hours later

FB and Alice meet up at the cave Alice asks "any luck?" FB replies "completely not" as she pulled 9 heads behind her back grinning.  Finally Alice notices all of the gold is restored "WAIT where's my necklace!" "I dunno maybe the people I killed still have it on them" FB said sarcastically "WHAT!" Alice at this point was screaming  "fine we'll get your stupid necklace but it's an hour hike" FB complained. As they hiked for a little up a mountain Alice just can't wait to get her necklace back and yelled "IS THERE ANY FASTER WAY ITS YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT GET WHEN YOU KILLED THE PEOPLE!" FB just moans " what ever but this is taking long.""Wait can't you turn into a dragon!? Fly me slave!" Alice pronounced excitedly " I don't think it works like that" FB grumbled .Alice trusted her enough not to take her rage out on her as Alice spoke " for your birthday I told you I traveled for a few days to get you a present from the richest mans castle instead I got you something from the mansion down the road and got slaves for the days to do my bidding..." you have to do better than that I already knew idiot. Looks like we have to walk" FB moaned as she wished she could control her powers as Alice was complaining the whole way. FB wished there would be a nearby cliff on this mountain but she knew there wouldn't be one for miles.