Dear Somebody

Dear Boy At School

Dear boy at school,

You know I don't like you. I have told you so many times that I don't like you. But I don't think you actually understand how much I hate you. You are literally the most annoying, aggravating, and irritating person I have ever met ever. You think you're so funny, twerking in my face. You're trying to get me to yell at you. I know you are. But seriously? Keep doing it, and you will regret it. That one time when I was talking to a friend who was standing in line for something and you pushed me and told me that you were next, even though I was obviously not in line. I turn my back and walk away, telling you "Yeah, I know. I don't care." As I'm halfway across the room you scream at me, telling me that I'm a bitch. And in sixth grade, when you were being the annoying pimple you are, I told you to shut up. You told me to shut up, stop pretending to be tough, and that everyone knew I couldn't hurt anybody if I tried. That was it for you. You are now at the very top of my shit list, and I cannot wait until you're out of my life.

~Me