Ask Erida! (Fem! Eridan)

Rules.

i don't see wwhy i havve to do this (hate this spelling so much :-;)

1 no vvines
2 don't be rude
3 nothing sexual (no buckets!)
4 i type like this because its my quirk so sorry ahead of time
5 i don't havve a favvourite color
6 that is all

(Ok, so I apologize. I usually can be nice and happy with my amazing grammar and punctuation, as well as spelling, but until I change character, i havve to type like this wwithout my former grammar or punctuation. Sorry.)