Ask Erida! (Fem! Eridan)

tight pants

;-; do i havve to

Nepeta: Yes.

*puts on tight pants that used to belong to her mother*

*grabs mic*

i wwas wwalkin through the forest of moccasin breath wwhen i saww a troll boy wwearin tight pants
i wwanted to owwn them
but can you evven dance in those pants

Wwatch me, wwoman

they made him movve like a vvessel of shimmy all swweet and tender like a baby kitty

i need to get some

put my body in them

then i will rule the land

5, 6, 7, 8

is that an angel baby no
that's his dance movves
yes
wwatch my lady honey groovves feed me lots of jamba juice
call me lady tiger, but I nevver eat my young

(no, no, no)

my legs in those pants a dream

wwhen i move id scream

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is howw wwe do it

yes

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is how we do it
yes

i begged that boy to make me some got a dance like that wwhere I come from grab a partner form a line cut n stitch and make em shine wwork that elastic, it's looking fantastic p pl please stitch em pretty cause my body cant handle that

its just the powwer of the lycra tickles my tigra let me get inside them and stretch stretch stretch

and tell yourself youre a vvessel of shimmy and activate your dance floor kitty

wwhen i place my legs in a cage of spandex i dance like hell to release the madness wwatch my feet pound holes in the plywwood watch my hips crush plates of baked goods

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is howw wwe do it
yes

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is howw wwe do it
yes

twwas the last stitch on the final seam he placed onto me my leg hairs quivered and screamed i knoww i needed them more than evver but then he looked at my legs and said nevver i wwas already wwearing tight pants i just did not activvate them

wwoww

body
body roll body roll high kick high kick
roll
this is howw wwe do it
wwatch yourself
break it dowwn break it dowwn

body
body roll body roll
high kick high kick
roll
activvate
engage

:33< im a dance floor tiger lady, pumping evverythin she has, touchin evvery single lad, rubbin evvery lady gland

:33< wwork that dance floor they may vvote you mayor jazz one day have a plaque that says she wwore the tightest of pants

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is how we do it
yes

wwatch out for my body rolls wwatch out for my body rolls high kicks high kicks this is how we do it
yes

*stops singing and dancing* i did the damned dare you filthy lowwblood now go away *glares*