Me: I want a unicorn for Christmas
Santa: be realistic
Me: I want a boyfriend/girlfriend for Christmas
Santa: what colour do you want your unicorn?
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Me: I want a unicorn for Christmas
Santa: be realistic
Me: I want a boyfriend/girlfriend for Christmas
Santa: what colour do you want your unicorn?