Lemme tell you how messed up this is:
In the 7th grade I went out with a boy to the movies. Half way through, he said 'do you want to kiss?' And I replied 'excuse me?' Then he pulled out a bag of Hersheys kisses and said 'I asked, do you want a kiss?'
That bitch an his backup plan.
(A/N: that has never happened to me it's a joke)
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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HumorJOKES, COMEBACKS AND INSULTS!! I DO NOT ACCEPT PEOPLE COPYWRITING MY WORK, AND PUBLISHING MY JOKES INTO THEIR OWN BOOKS! I'm also sorry if you get offended with these jokes, comebacks and insults, but the comebacks and insults are meant to....insult...
