The Holy Mays

Oxisis

In the beginning Mays created the Oxi Clean and the ShamWow. And the ShamWow was without form and water; and spills was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of Mays moved upon the face of the waters. And Mays said let there be clean: and there was clean. After that and Mays saw the clean, that it was a good deal: and Mays divided the clean from the spill. And Mays called the clean day and the spill night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And Mays said let there be a sky in the midst of the seas, and let it divide the ShamWow and the Oxi Clean. And Mays said let the dry cloth appear, and it was so. And Mays called the dry cloth ShamWow; and the gather together of waters he called the seas: and Mays saw that it was a good deal. And Mays said, let the ShamWow bring forth freshness, the scent yielding a lemon scent and the Jupiter Jack factories producing Jupiter Jacks after his kind, whose seed was in itself, upon the ShamWow; and it was so. And Mays saw that it was a good deal.