As Liv was dragging pag home by the ducktaped leg, pags was cryin.
"Paggums pls stop your crying sounds like 40 whales dying."
"I THOUGHT HE LOVED MEEEEEE KSPALNSOA AND AND *rustling noise* JUST UGH(!)"
"U only liked him for literally 15 minutes."
"YA BUT HE WAS THA ONE !!!1!!1"
"No. No he wasn't. You sound like Diego and his Utah gf. Or a 12 year old. I can't decide"
"WHAT WOULD U KNOW. WHY R U SO SALTY. U R POURING YOUR SALT IN2 MY FRESH ACHING HEART WOUND"
"Wow that was disgustingly descriptive"
"ITS HOW I FEELELELEL"
"well you'll carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more. Why are there so many song lyrics in this fanfic?"
"What's a way ward son? And what was that last part?"
"Shhshshshhshshsh it's okay stop speaking "
"Liv, have you ever loved someone and then they smashed your heart into thousands of pieCES AND THEY STEPPED ON IT AND THEN INCINERATED THE CRUSHED PIECES AND TOOK THE DUST AND DROPPED IT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND LEFT IT TO BE EATEN BY FISH."
"Well. No. But I jumped into a bush once when I was going to fast on rollerblades. I almost died #trufactz"
"Did u just use a hashtag in ur sentence"
"Ya lol #deelwithit"
"Wait where are you takin me2??2 I Liv (HAHAHHA punz) in da band ruom"
"Ya but that's not wher we r goin"
~End of chapter 7~
Haiii!!!1!1!1! I'm back!!1!1! So paggs is upset over how dgeoi dumped her!!1!!1!1! Liv is ther 2 save tha dai!11!!1!! Where is she takin her?2?2?2? MAYBE VALLER WILL BE REUNITED HEHEHEH UNTIL NEXT TIME COMMENT LIKE ND LOVE ME 5EVR!!1!1!1!!1!!!1!!1!1!
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FanfictionThis is a stupid "fanfiction" I wrote about my two friends, Diego Vargas (remember his last name) and Paige. It is about how Diego (who's name is always spelled Incorrectly) loves Paige (paggumms) and how their lives unfurl when he tells her how he...
