ask ◆ muke

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mikestand: hey luke you know when i asked you what your favourite colour was?

lukeyhere: yeah, what about it?

mikestand: well i may or may not have dyed my hair blue

lukeyhere: pics or it didn't happen

picture message sent: 16:55

picture message received: 16:55

lukeyhere: that's a trash can

mikestand: i know

mikestand: it me

lukeyhere: come on just one photo?

lukeyhere: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

mikestand: that's bc i don't have a face page

lukeyhere: becAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A FACE PAGE

lukeyhere: what if ur a gross old man

mikestand: the secret's out

lukeyhere: my mum was right about you

mikestand: you told your mum about me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lukeyhere: stop changing the subject

mikestand: you brought it up

lukeyhere: mikey please just send me a selfie so i can move on instead of being plagued by thoughts that you have never cared about me because you don't have the decency to send me one selfie so i can see your hair that's now my favourite colour

mikestand: always the dramatic

lukeyhere: you're killing me, please

picture message sent 17:07

picture message received 17:08

lukeyhere: is that acc you

mikestand: yeah lmao

lukeyhere: i have befriended an angel

lukeyhere: i must go

lukeyhere: i can't be in your presence

mikestand: luke what

lukeyhere: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

lukeyhere: me: passes tf out into my bowl of doritos

mikestand: you're such a loser

lukeyhere: baby i'm one in a...............minion

mikestand: FU CK

mikestand: GET AW AY FROM ME I HATE MINIONS

mikestand: IM GOING TO HAVE WAR FLASHBACKS

mikestand: I WANNA GO ONE DAY WITHOUT SEEING OR HEARING ABOUT A DAMN MINION

lukeyhere: i'm gonna send you daily minion pics

mikestand: i'm gonna catapult myself into the sun

lukeyhere: i'm gonna meet you for the first time dressed as a minion

mikestand: no

lukeyhere: and i'll buy you a matching costume

mikestand: i despise you more than any other human i have ever met, you don't care about anybody but yourself and you also have the mental capacity of a five year old

lukeyhere: are you flirting with me?

mikestand: i have been the entire time i've been talking to you

mikestand: i'm glad you've finally noticed

lukeyhere: good because i've been flirting with you too